when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them
Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?
Mom: how do you plan to earn it?
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
OH MY GOD
I haven’t watched the entire thing yet, but it looks hilarious. Zach is something else…
|I have money:||no concerts.|
|No money:||SHITLOAD OF CONCERTS AND FESTIVALS, ALL YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS ARE COMING AND YOU'RE NOT bye|